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Lmao harsh but true!

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Lmao I can't stop laughing!! :P :lol:

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Marlin King jailed for 18 months for his groping and ABH charge. Who'd have thunk it!


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I would've thunk it, I think he's already been to jail once before!

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he was right twat to tht girl just read bout it hope he gets some bum fun while hes down!

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I was reading about his past misdemeanours, there's quite a list! My personal favourite is common assault charges on two women after he "chased them through Soho with a belt wrapped around his fist"

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He was a fucking lunatic to be fair but I still didnt think he'd go down

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Well he's gonna appeal so might still wriggle his way out of it, though I imagine his past must count against him

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NOMINEES FOR 2009 FIFA WORLD PLAYER OF THE YEAR:

Michael Ballack
Chelsea

Gianluigi Buffon
Juventus

Iker Casillas
Real Madrid

Diego
Juventus/Werder Bremen

Didier Drogba
Chelsea

Michael Essien
Chelsea

Samuel Eto'o
Inter/Barcelona

Steven Gerrard
Liverpool

Thierry Henry
Barcelona

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Barcelona/Inter

Andres Iniesta
Barcelona

Kaka
Real Madrid/AC Milan

Frank Lampard
Chelsea

Luis Fabiano
Sevilla

Lionel Messi
Barcelona

Carles Puyol
Barcelona

Franck Ribery
Bayern Munich

Wayne Rooney
Manchester United

John Terry
Chelsea

Fernando Torres
Liverpool

David Villa
Valencia

Xavi
Barcelona


Gotta be Messi to win it, what does everyone reckon to the list? Anyone missing, anyone who shouldn't be on it?

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I'd like to see Diddy Doughnuts win it but yeah gotta be Messi or Kaka really

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It'll be Messi cos it's all about what team won stuff, and Barca won everything last year and noone was more important than Messi for them.

Trivia question for everyone -

5 players have scored for 6 different Premiership teams, name them!

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Anelka?


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I would have guessed maybe Teddy Sherringham, Stan Collymore, Tony Cottee, Gary Speed. They've all played for a few teams but I'd not have come up with the actual answer

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Nah Anelka isn't one of them

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Chant of the Season - Everton fans for Bilyaletdinov

He's quick, he's game
We can't pronounce his name
Russian lad, Russian lad

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hahaha awesome

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rofl love it


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That chants gonna take some beating to be fair, I love it!

Anyone wanna watch some champions league round mine tonight or tomorrow?

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Katy knows where its at:

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Another Dave Tip For The Future -

Dominic Adiyiah, Ghanaian striker signed by AC Milan

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Highlight of Man Utd v Chelsea

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rofl how random


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Fastest Goal

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rofl love it - great celebration too


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Womans football is brutal

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I've just discovered there's a Cameroonian international player called Mandjeck, god help him if he ever meets any English people!

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Potty Jens Lehman was caught short during Stuttgart's Champions League clash with Unirea Urziceni last night.
The former Arsenal keeper nipped behind advertising hoardings to relieve himself DURING his side's 3-1 victory.

But the 40-year-old was almost made to pay for his toilet break when he was forced to scramble back to his goal as the Romanians went on the attack.

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lol, I missed that

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Dean Ashton retires

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2767176/Ashton-forced-to-retire-at-26.html

Gutted for him, could've been a top player

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Yeah read it in the actual paper version of the Sun this morning, gutted but at least he took the sensible option and not the "play till you cant move" option

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