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http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=614053&sec=transfers&cc=5739

a. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
b. Why the fuck would anyone sign for Newcastle?!!

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Yeah heard that on radio this morning, also heard Charles N'Zogbia says he will never play for Newcastle again after manager Joe Kinnear called him "insomnia" on TV

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Anyone got any plans to watch the footy tonight, except Alex of course (bastard!)


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AFC Bournemouth's Lee Bradbury

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saw that on digg yesterday, amazing celebration


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Scolari has been sacked from Chelsea.


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Manchester United goalkeeper Ben Foster, a 26-year-old who plays for one of England’s top soccer teams, has the sports world debating whether it's fair to use an iPod as a competitive edge during a match.

Faced with the always difficult task of defending penalty kicks when Sunday's game went to shootout, a well-prepared Foster whipped out his iPod to study the tendencies of Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jamie O’Hara.

Foster watched video of a kick O’Hara took against Dutch powerhouse PSV Eindhoven last year that suggested O'Hara liked to strike the ball to the left of the goalkeeper. He made the same move against Foster, who dove and blocked the shot.

Manchester United goalkeeping coach Eric Steele recommended the digital assist, but it was Foster who took home player-of-the-match honors.

"They told me for Jamie O'Hara I should stand up and be strong, and he would probably go the way he did," Foster told reporters after the game. "I have done a lot of research before, but this is an innovation we have brought in at the club."

The rules of soccer, both in England and at the international level, don’t say much about the use of technology -- let alone an iPod -- by players during matches. British soccer's governing body, the Football Assn., ruled that because there was nothing inherently dangerous about Foster’s tactic, there would be no disciplinary action.

It's not hard to imagine professional and national soccer teams throughout the world now loading videos of their opponents on iPods to prep their goalkeepers.

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It's a useful tactic, no different really to watching the game before hand on a normal TV. The iPod just lets him have it fresh in his mind.


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"Thiago Ribeiro headed the only goal after 38 minutes and the Foxes survived the last 23 minutes with 10 men after striker Kleber was sent off for kicking an opponent in the head."

I love Brazilian football! It's never "for a late challenge", it's always "headbutting/punching/kicking an opponent" or everyone's favourite "mass brawl"!

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Not our football I know but awesome none the less!

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So then Ginger, we going to W-W-W-Wembeeeerrrly!!

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yeh will be good to see an on form man u


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Yeah deffo, it's gonna be lambs to the slaughter. a good game to go see

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An Iraqi football player has been shot dead by a spectator as he was about to score an equalising goal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7944919.stm

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Football in a non civilized country :(


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The BBC have apologised after one of its football pundits compared a tackle by a Chelsea player to rape.

Alan Pardew, the former Charlton Athletic, West Ham and Reading manager, was describing a challenge by midfielder Michael Essien during Match Of The Day 2.

After the Ghana international clattered into Manchester City midfielder Ched Evans, 47-year-old Pardew said: "He's a strong boy. He knocks him off - he absolutely rapes him."

No apology was made at the time, but the BBC have issued a statement which said: "Alan Pardew apologises unconditionally for any offence caused by remarks he made in the Match of the Day 2 programme last night."

A total of 35 complaints have been received about the incident, the spokeswoman added.

Pardew is not one of the show's regular analysts, but is used from time to time.

The BBC said no decision had been made about whether he would be invited back on the programme after Sunday night's incident.

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lmao, gutted I missed that

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Yeah I didn't see it, would have been hilarious! I hope Pardew's defence was "I'm a geezer ain't I"!

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Referee Sends Off An Entire Team In Argentina

Violence in Argentinian football is not exactly an uncommon occurrence at the moment but last Saturday a situation erupted that was far from normal.

Days after clashes in the game between Godoy Cruz and San Martin, an encounter in Primera C ended with one team having all their players sent off, including substitutes.

Barracas Bolivar and General Lamadrid were the two teams involved, and when the incident occurred the home side were leading 3-0.

However, with 60 minutes gone the game had to be abandoned after what can only be described as an extraordinary series of events.

It started when three players and four staff from Lamadrid became involved in a dispute between the local fans of Bolivar.

The incident soon escalated and within moments all the players from the away side came over to defend their team-mates and staff, clashing with the supporters.

Plenty of punches were thrown and the violence had to be broken up by some of those present at the stadium.

In seeing what had happened, the referee decided to issue 18 red cards to the away team, sending off not just the eleven players on the pitch, but also the seven substitutes.

Not only did the decision destroy that encounter, but it means Lamadrid will have to play with a team full of reserve players in the next match.

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haha, awesome

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Totally random but I've just come across a Colombian team called BOYACÁ CHICÓ FC! Anyone ever heard of a team with a more awesome name than that?!

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Front page of Sun today, John Terrys Mum & Mum in Law arrested for shoplifting

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Remember Seth Johnson?!

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£7 million and £37,000 a week, now not good enough for anyone!

And speaking of Leeds days, what ever happened to David O'Leary?!

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Oh and just so I can say I told you so in a few years, next two supposed Brazilian wonderkids -

Walter, Internacional

Neymar, Santos

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SHEARER TO MANAGE NEWCASTLE UNTIL THE END OF THE SEASON!!

Hahahahahaha awesome, can't wait till they're relegated! Newcastle fans are saying "if anyone can save us it's Shearer", yeah if anyone can save you it will be the guy with no managerial experience whatsoever and who's tactical knowledge in his playing days amounted to 'give me ball in penalty area, me kick really hard at goal' before presumably going off to hit dinosaurs with a club!

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"After Pele's reported insinuation that Maradona was no role model because of his history with drugs, the Argentine chose to say that no-one should listen to Pele since the Brazilian legend had lost his virginity to a man. Something of a break with the tradition of tedium associated with pre-match international press conferences, this makes the barbs between Ferguson and Benitez look like a mutual appreciation society."

Quite a comeback! Gotta love Maradona!

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hahahha, I do love Maradonna

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Only video I could find of Grafites wonder goal, skip it on to about 55 seconds in, and check it out quick before youtube takes the vid down!

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Anyone who has Sky planning to have people round for the Champions League Quarters on Wednesday? Liverpool v Chelsea might be English but I imagine it will be a terrible game, Barcelona v Bayern would probably be much better

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I reckon they will both be great games so am up for watching whichever!

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