Pickup Lines

By Pete | @kingpetey | 06 Oct 2002

For those of you who don?t have a gf/bf here are a selection of chat up lines that may help(I stress the may bit).

I know I'm not Jesus but I'm still pretty good!
All them curves and me with no brakes! - Sent in by a bloke from Leeds Uni.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
That suit/dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
You're dad must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
If I said you had a cute body would you hold it against me?
(A person says this to you):Excuse me, do you have the time?
(you reply): Do you have the energy?
That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?
Baby, I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I could make your Bedrock?
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long!
Nice legs what time do they open
Do you work for DHL I thought I saw you checking out my package
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You`ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
Can I have a picture of you? Only I want Santa to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.
I've never chatted anyone up before. Could you teach me?
Help the homeless... take me home with you.
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
Get your coat, you've pulled!!!
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

Disclaimer: use these at your own will!!! Be prepared to be kicked or punched especially if the girl/boy has a partner!! ImAFish am not responsible for any damage.